2009年4月23日星期四

有睇開老夫子既都應該會記得呢段對白吧

武松: 他們是我救命仙人!
大番薯: 我們不是仙人!
老夫子: 我們只是凡人!
武松: 可是我親眼看到法術!
老夫子: 我跟你解釋, 我們不是這個時代的人, 我們是你們的後代, 座一種機器來到現在... 你明白嗎?
武松: ???
老夫子: 也就是說... 我們是變出來的, 我們是遊客! 我們的時代用電力! 二十世紀就是你們的未來...
武松: ????
老夫子: 秦先生換你來説!
大番薯: 他們不會明白的! 我都不明白!
秦先生: 我? 我...
好啦! 我來同你講!
朋友! 我! 新時代人! 你! 舊時代人! 明白啦? 秦始皇你知道啦! 他比你舊! 我也姓秦! 但係無親戚關係! 哪! 劉邦, 唐明皇就比你們舊, 而你們有比我們舊, 再説乾隆他就比你們新, 當然我們比乾隆更新了... 我們呢! 係科學時代, 連五臟六腑都可以換新, 我們是新潮的產物! 流綫型的! 因爲新的東西很多... 我們就要上學學很多東西... 所以在學校就得上這些無聊的化學, 物理, 代數, 每次都打瞌睡, 每次都考一個又一個又圓又大的鴨蛋... 成績不好會找不到工作, 假如不會電腦根本像文盲一樣! 每天... 都要... 我們時代的人類要到月亮去訪問嫦娥! 在太空要發掘更多的資料! 爲了生存, 我們要坐火箭到宇宙去! 用極大的科學力量! 做出更好的... 魚蛋雲吞麵... 然後是狂牛症, 循環利息, 恐怖份子, 綁票勒贖, 臭氧層破洞, 生態破壞, 生化武器... ... 跟著彗星撞地球...
乒碰!
乒碰!
啪!
地球張嘴一笑
世界末日就到
然後就大吉利是!
(咚! 秦先生暈咗)

2009年4月22日星期三

這幾天在忙著寫一篇關於否定神的文章
當然 我並非對任何宗教有什麽不滿
也並非對任何信仰有非自然的想法
不過有某些定論也許也蠻對的
首先 當死亡已經不再是恐懼的源頭
而死亡變成人生的一部分的時候
而向神明祈禱也沒用的時候
人們是否得繼續祈禱著呢?
而且當同伴逐一被惡勢力吞噬的時候
人們是否得繼續相信這這些與生存無關的信念呢?
死亡並不只是這些否定的源頭
如果這個世界上唯一存在著的只是虛無
如果仁義道德變成了生存的絆腳石
如果語言已經不能傳達人們的概念與理論
如果天擇與犧牲是生存的唯一道路
那信念又能做什麽呢

算了 太深奧了
連自己也搞不懂
也許很多人會講這些是上天給與人們的試驗
雖然奪取上百萬人的性命的測試也未免太過分了吧...
哦 剛剛看漫畫的時候也發現了幾句蠻有趣的話

"若果你是上帝製造的 那就是上帝對你的粗製濫造"
"你的聲音連上帝製造的雞也比不上啊!"

=D

2009年4月16日星期四

上次那一篇文我用了死亡和不朽做題材
寫得不太好吧?
可能是因爲我對詩還有點恐懼和陌生
而且我還沒有讀過一字頭的科目呢
現在一跳就跳到三字頭的...
是我在玩弄自己
還是要挑戰自己的極限
我自己真的也搞不懂
也許這些文不能當作是比賽的吧
概念已經超越了我應有的水平了
所以這也不必講了
現在的問題也許只是要表達得更清楚
也得表達的更簡單
可是也不能從中變得單調
不是一朝一日能練出來的吧
嗯, 功力方面就這樣算了
至於題目方面我也想好了
就寫關於恐懼吧
用猶太文學來寫就最好不過了
大屠殺的恐懼或許只有他們才了解
與無原因的死亡的邊緣擦肩而過
也許那種感覺和經歷才能顯示出恐懼的真諦吧
唯一的問題就只是在於這篇文也得跟宗教有關
所以現在我應該去讀一讀聖經的舊約吧
唉... 讀完基督就得讀猶太, 下個學期還有佛學...
真的好像變成了在讀宗教...

無聲

我記得我預科一的時候
化學老師曾經講過
考試一個月之前生病是最好的時候
因爲那就可以肯定你考試時不會病
嗯, 還有一個多星期就考試了
這時候先來病也許晚了點吧?
雖然我很多時覺得自己並非一個很會埋怨的人
而且也覺得自己在某方面的忍耐力也是蠻強的
但這並不代表著我是一個不説話的人
事實上這些應該是相反的吧?
很多時候都會對身邊的人講一些無聊的話
生病了也很自然而然地變成口中的話題了囖
可是就是因爲病了, 喉嚨很難出聲
嗯, 唱歌就不必說了
我也默認了我自己唱歌超難聽
但連講話都會結巴的...
其實也是挺無奈的吧
是痰作怪也好
是喉嚨自己不爭氣也罷
其實這些原因不太重要吧?
因爲就算我了解了事實的發展
了解了喉嚨到好似被針插的原因
這也並非代表著我能從中尋找出醫治既方法
所以這些並非重要囖
只要瘋狂地吞葯就行了吧?
話説回來
可能是因爲我的性格是那種不喜歡把自己的想法藏在心裏的吧
因爲不能把心裏頭的聲音說出來其實也蠻痛苦的
把自己心中的話曡在一起
有時候也會產生一種怕它們會被遺忘的恐懼
雖然每一句都並非重要
但那些奇怪的概念, 每一句所蘊藏著的信念
也許沒什麽人能理解吧
這些其實也沒有什麽哲學或之類的東西喇
說自己想說的話
做自己想做的事
世界就是那麽的簡單
一次不成, 下次再來
機會不在也沒什麽好遺憾的吧
說不出來的話語就暫時讓它們沉默這一陣子好了

2009年4月10日星期五

Hairless

Shaved my head today.
Well, its a lot more cooling than I though.
Oh and you still have to wash your head with shampoo =/
And the hair grow pretty fast, it has only been 1 day and its already 1mm long
Hmm, maybe I should sleep more, so that it can grow faster
Ah well, who cares?


Wanna see? Next time, not now =P

2009年4月8日星期三

我, 我 和 我~!

夏天就到了, 長頭髮既時候已經漸漸遠離
從年頭就已經有那麽一個念頭:
我要剃頭~!
我自己也不懂爲什麽有那麽一個可算是極端的想法
不過總覺得頭髮長也會是一個煩惱吧?
剃之前, 拍些相來留念先~
不過我不知爲何
在某些相裏我超像個女的哦...
大概是因爲我頭髮長而皮膚又白吧?
不過算了啦, 剃光頭之後就不會像了!



















2009年4月6日星期一

問卷 - 續


Isn't the force of the online population a scary thing? Been created a little quiz on facebook for like 3 days and 17 thousand people have taken it. There isn't a need for advertisement or anything. I just start doing the quiz myself, and one or two person starts to follow. Everything then starts to propagate and tada, there comes 17 thousand people. Of course, not everyone liked it, though there are definitely credits in looking into why the Internet is such a strong driving force.

Well, actually it isn't hard to create something that is popular. First and foremost, its easiest to borrow ideas and ideals from somewhere. This little quiz I've based on death note (well, needless to say, look at my blog and you'll know why). This series on ethics of death is quite popular in both manga reading and anime watching societies alike, even though I wrote the quiz in Cantonese. Well, these ideas aren't really original, though you can always write whatever you want in the quiz under the name of the series, right?

Perhaps another thing which is worth mentioning is that its most appropriate to have some catchy answers for the quiz. It's true that there aren't much to comment about, but your imagination is always yours. So I guess you can put a little sense of humor and sarcasm here and there to enchant your little quiz's answers. After all, people tends to post their answer on their profile and put a little sarcasm of their own. Well, that's the interne's trends, so don't ask me why, I am solitude of it.

One minor little other thing is that the results from such quizes are highly inaccurate, so its most probable not to take it in any serious manner. Oh well, not my problem.

2009年4月4日星期六

問卷

Facebook 永遠都有自己的 "風"
之前有一陣子有好多人玩什麽蠱惑仔
我都有玩=D
現在還在玩=D
然後再有一段時間好多人tag公仔相
無人tag我, 所以我無tag人
就算有人tag我, 我都唔會tag人
因爲覺得無聊
然後有一段好長好長的時間
Facebook民 (簡稱 Face民 又或者非民)
整天都在寫什麽notes既問卷
我好似有玩過下
不過又係無tag人
而現正在流行一種阿application的問卷
天底下什麽問題都有
就算天上的問題都會有
問題真的是七奇八怪
不過有好似都幾好玩
所以我都有玩
不過玩了玩, 又覺得好多問卷質數太低了
所以便開始自己寫問卷
別見怪, 我自己的功力也是零
那至於我寫什麽問卷呢?
你見到我個網誌所用的主題就知道啦~
當然是同死亡筆記有關係的東東~
有興趣吧?
有的話去玩玩 =D

http://apps.facebook.com/q-cieijcpjfitrsztqz

2009年4月1日星期三

It's april fool~!

It's April Fool again~!
There's Nothing much interesting this year though...
Perhaps except for those pile of homework in front of me.
Doesn't it strikes anyone odd that how boring and uncreative April Foll has always been?
I mean, little minor pranks here and there and everyone called it a day.
School and companies should send out retrenchment and expel letters.
Of course all these will be unethical, though it will be highly interesting.
Or maybe the government can play a part to make all these a wee bit more interesting.
Like cutting the power for 10 minutes so that everyone will have something about this "dark" April fool to remember about.
Oh wait, I guess those businesses will have a lot to complain, and I can't type my blog either.
Yea... that won't do... ...
Well, came across a few of Gandhi's quotes a few days ago while on a gunner job which I hope is the last.
You must be the change you want to see in the world.
There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed.
Mahatma Gandhi
Alright, there's really nothing much to it as they are pretty self explanatory.
Well, I cam across the second one first so I think I will trash talk about it for a bit.
Sounds like some sort of apocalypse huh?
I mean, everyone is greedy more or less.
I admit it, I am greedy to some extend, though I hope its less when compared to most (I don't want to know).
And many people will simply say that it's natural when they come to an inner struggle of greed.
Don't you always?
Perhaps it's humane to be greedy?
And ethical too?
Or perhaps not?
Well, it's not that I know much of it.
Nor am I anyone to comment on such.
But nonetheless there are still credits in thinking of these kind of matters.
It's the nature of every human to try to be better than those around.
That's why there's schools.
And that's why meritocracy is a success in most schools, if not all.
And meritocracy is also a success when implemented in working sectors as well.
So perhaps we can say that greed is what shaped the world today?
Or even that the world today is driven by greed?
I mean, if there's no greed, the economy will not be that robust.
And the economical recession will not happen if there's not that kind of economy to start with.
There won't be that many people out there being rats in a ridiculous race.
There will never be technology (you will never want an ipod and apple will never want your $).
So basically, this world is greed driven.
But then, if that's the case then the world will never be enough.
I mean, there's not enough for everyone's greed.
Oh well, greed is the driving force of most capitalist states.
Communist economy is something of the past right?
Even China is having a capitalist economy.
Though there are still a reluctant few.
Such as North Korea.
But look at the food shortages there.
There's not even enough for needs, so so much for greed.
Which means apocalypse is coming huh?
Oh well, as long as it's not zombie filled like what it looks like in Left 4 Dead then I think it's alright.
Everything have to end.
So much for it.
As for the first quote, it really is nostalgic.
We must be the change.
Hmmm...
Kind of profound here huh?
It means that we have to acquire the skills to remould the item we wanted a change?
Or does it means that we have to be unified with changes?
Perhaps simply being a part of changes will do, though we have the responsibility to ensure that it is going on the right path.
Everyone is changing I guess.
I am.
So are you.
So have you found the change you wanted dearly yet?