Another lame thing

Letter to Mummy

Dear Mummy,

Camp has been great. I've learned

losts of merit badges, and Mr.

Smithicus told me I was better at

Bandaging and First Aid than

anyone he's ever seen! We also

get to see a gues speaker every

Wednesday. You should come -

then everyone can see that I'm

related to a famous wrapper!

The food is awful, though. They

don't know how to cook a decent

meal for us undead folk. I wish

someone would make the chef's

urn their keep. Really, its a pretty

grave situation altogether. In fact,

yesterday something on my plate

MOVED! I was really crypt out!

Anyway, enough about me. How

are you doing down there in the

land of sunshine and monoliths?

Still making money off that

pyramid scheme? Keep it up, and

you'll be Set for life!

Abedju Farewell,

Puniti the Unshriven, Jr.

Seriously, I am speechless.

Oh well, one thing I am certain is that I won't want to write back to the living when I am dead... or when I am an undead.