Graffiti

What better way to kill some time when you are stuck with an assignment than vandalizing your own lecture notes? =D

鳥日

終于懂什麽是鳥日了... 真的真的很鳥呢~!

Man... The reason why I never liked birddays is that they never go according to what you want. Slept for somewhat close to 4 hours cause was draining brain cells on some stupid assignments which are never too obvious. After which there still is that ruddy school even though its a Saturday ... man, field trips are never gracious or benevolent enough... not even one itty-bitty close! So basically, wasted around 5 to 6 hours on that dumb of a field trip (didn't even bother taking pictures, its pointless), for which at least an hour and a half is gone for travelling. As for cakes, well, my dad got me one, but I've got a feeling it will spell "ouch" if anyone got hit by it right in the face... And for dinner, man ... not that i am not grateful for being treated, but the feeling of being stuffed like a chicken is noway near pleasant... Worst of all, my mum didn't even bothered contacting me ... blehx, either she don't give a damn, or she's still looking at the Chinese calender ... hope it's the latter....

Oh well, there's one improvement. Not many people remembered my birdday~! Especially when if you count those well wishes from facebook out~~~ Oh and I didn't receive any presents apart from the little angbao my dad gave~ Hmmm, yea, don't go wasting on me =P Anyway, yep, so, Davin, don't procrastinate =D, mine isn't all that complementing either =/

面具

有時候覺得有某些人真的不應該幫
幫了他, 反而苦了自己
幫了人, 收到的只是一句膚淺的答謝... 然後沒下文了
真的很想知道
應該保持應有的風格跟態度
還是以虛僞跟冷漠來掩飾自我呢?
冷漠, 虛僞, 現實的面具
我想, 每個人都有吧?
戴還是不戴
選擇權還是終歸于本人

算了
反正我是個獨行者
有些不需要的東西
還是別留著比較好

...哦, 我的英文好像變爛了...

無標題

都不知道要寫什麽好
生日快到, 但是我什麽都不想要
硬要我說的話, 應該會是一條 "不想要" 的單吧?

不想要蛋糕
夠肥了啦, 該減了啦
可是我覺得我應該會被逼著吃吧?

不想要搞什麽爛派對
拜托, 很浪費時間呐
而且我想找的朋友全都不在接觸得到的距離

不想聼道什麽生日快樂的話
不會覺得有點單調嗎?
而且還是一兩個字就算那種呢... 算了... 收到也罷, 不管了

不想收到什麽禮物之類的東東
總是覺得沒什麽人懂我的買東西的品味吧
要我拿著一些不太喜歡的東西, 不用卻不好意思... 拜托
不過我好像有好幾年沒收到任何禮物了
呵呵, 把握生日保密得很好呐~~~

不想許什麽願望
因爲縂覺得想要的東西還是得用自己的能力來爭取的吧
願望, 總會給人帶來一種虛假的滿足感
當然, 我還是有自己想要的東西啦
可是在不去奢求的情況下, 理智和本能才會慢慢地浮現出來

但如果硬要我所我想要什麽的話
那我應該會希望那天也會是平凡的一天
我雖然有點與衆不同, 但我畢竟是個平凡人
也只奢求著平凡事

電郵

真係好想知道點解啲教授咁鐘意用埋曬啲google同埋yahoo既電郵帳戶...
難道佢地都認爲150MB太小了?
咁果陣時果啲可憐既20MB咪小到要喊?
有可能係佢地個信箱畀啲變態學生塞爆咗呱...
定係佢地唔識得點樣樣張啲電郵彈過去啲免費帳戶道?
...難道學校孤寒到連電郵帳戶都唔發畀佢地?!
... 不... 無可能既...

回歸小學時代

書一本, 可以做啞鈴
書兩本, 可以練腰力
書三本, 真是個傻仔
書四本...

(抱歉, 由於筆者因操勞過度而不能寫作, 敬請原諒)

Pedobear

Came across this term on some game site. Apparently it popped out on some comments for a kiddy game with the box art having a stuffed teddy bear. Guess what, people started screaming for "PEDOBEAR! SAVE YOURSELF!" etc etc... Pretty ludicrous, isn't it? Anyway, google pedobear and you'll find yourself some sites talking about pedobear, and how he (can't be a she) is a child molester/rapist. Well, here's some extraction from one of them:

If You See a PedoBear - Run for your Poopers!

We got bored and googled ourselves and Since apparently the
word on the tubes is that you all don't know Who or What PedoBear Is...(tahnk
god we made teh site)
Who is PedoBear?: Pedo Bear basically boils down to an
Internet predator of minors. P.B, is your a-typical child molester, or
basically anyone who does horrible things to minors. On or Offline.

Why A (Cartoon) Bear, You Might Ask?

Well, mainly for the view of Danger... as for
someone looking at a Bear.. Yes, he may be cute and furry... but odds are..
It'd Rip your Face off. The Same Rules Apply.
There's Also Speculation about
the Homosexual sterotype of 'Bears', I.E.: Someone who is hairy, and
usually quite overweight.

The Pedo bear graphic is just a simple sterotype, made into
a lovable cartoon character for the sake of general humor and product
placement.

Pedo Bear typically is shown stealing children, running
from the FBI and occasionally limping around missing a foot (FBI Bear
Tarp)

and an Added Disclaimer For the Stupid People :
There
are No Bears who Roam the Internet or 4chan looking for Children. Only Human's
can be PedoBear. I think...
(http://pedobear.org/3.html)

將軍令

好久好久在這裡點歌了
都已經忘了是多久以前的事
而且一點就是兩年前的歌 O.o
這一陣子好像都是用漢拼來打廣東
快要被這些奇怪的打法逼瘋了
嗯嗯 爲什麽我不可以好像正常人那樣
用部首或筆畫來打中文呢?
可是話又說回來, 用拼音打字真的蠻快的~
因爲像英文嘛~
QWERTY鍵盤本來就是為了打英文來設計的
所以如果你用它來打筆畫未免太奇特了吧?
話説回來, 這些屁話又跟那首歌有什麽關係呢?
其實我只是想說明一點
是華人就得學華語
嗯, 就這樣了
哦, 還有... 其實身上有多幾塊bling bling又有什麽所謂呢? ...連他也是一身bling bling啊...




將軍令

作詞：吳克群 作曲：吳克群

我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道將軍說的話不一定對
我知道對 或錯 我自己能分辨請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~
我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道外國的月亮沒比較圓
我知道YO YO YO不是我的語言 請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~

我是個小兵 我繃緊了神經 在戰場上拼命 聽誰在發號施令
將軍在微醺 他方向分不清 西方人念經 他全都聽
不同的膚色 說不同的話語 相同的節奏 有不同的旋律
自己的文化 由自己來說明 自己的舞台 有我們自己聽

我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道將軍說的話不一定對
我知道對 或錯我自己能分辨請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~
我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道外國的月亮沒比較圓
我知道YO YO YO不是我的語言 請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~

將軍追流行 他全身的Bling Bling 是西方人念經 他忘了自己先生貴姓
他滿口 Check out 想叫他 Get out
我是個小兵 卻樂天知命
在你的世界裡學你說ABCD在
我的土地對不起請說華語

我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道將軍說的話不一定對
我知道 對或錯 我自己能分辨 請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~
我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道外國的月亮沒比較圓
我知道YO YO YO不是我的語言 請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~

我知道對 我們有種
我知道對 我們敢衝
我知道對 驕傲的龍

我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道將軍說的話不一定對
我知道 對或錯 我自己能分辨 請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~
我知道對 有什麼不對 我知道外國的月亮沒比較圓
我知道YO YO YO不是我的語言 請你安靜點 請你安靜點 嘿~~

Lock's Quest

A nice little game I found from a DS emulator site. Not bad, try the online version. It's about shooting waves and waves of monsters and trying to guard your castle... Well, frankly speaking, I have only played it for 30 seconds =P. But nonetheless, its nice. Try it =D

http://www.locksquest.com/us/game/

Rejected starwars idea

I guess life's hard being a designer. I mean, all of these are great ideas and most of them will become excellent products. I sure would go for the desk lamp and the wave battle scene scape if they can be found in the market.

http://creativebits.org/rejected_pepsi_star_wars_promo_items

Pika-Pi~

Got myself a new NDSL cause the R button of my older one is faulty. Well, since my old NDSL was black, I want a brighter colour for a change. There's two colours which got my attention - Lime green and Pikachu's yellow limited edition. Well, the box cover for lime green looks real attractive, but when the sales dude took it out, the whole thing looks really dull, something like olive green instead of lime green or yellow green. So I got myself a little pikachu for my new NDSL~ cuteness + ~~

Cute box~
Somehow I like yellow
A bit too yellowish, dont you think so?

Dont look down on this cute little pikachu logo... it cost 100 buck HKD
(a normal NDS cost 10xxHKD, lime green cost 12xxHKD, pika version cost 13xxHKD)

Vista SUCKS FOREVER~!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!

Been wasting at least one whole day trying to figure out how the heck can I install my USB card reader. WTF is wrong with vista?!?!?!?! I've tried plugging and unplugging the darn thing for like dozens of times and it still wont jack in. Gahhh cause of this stupid bloody thing I have not been downloading NDS games for like don't know how long. ZZZzzz... Well, microsoft provided one bloody solution, which provided no help at all except for wasting another two darn hours of my time. Microsoft suggested downloading and installing an update called KB940199 which they proudly stats on the website that it will eliminate any error occurred during installing of hardwares. Blehx, maybe they are right, maybe they aren't, but I NEVER did get to know of which cause when I download the update, it says the the update is not applicable for my system! I went and root through the installed updates to check whether I've got it in my system. Nope, nothing identical. Well, of course I know that there's two types of win6.0 systems, one being 32bit and the other 64bit. Just to play safe, I've downloaded and tried installing both. Both failed! Gah!!! What the heck is that... ? Well, there's only one more thing left to do, and that is uninstall every update, jack the reader in, install it, and redownload every updates. That works, but too bad there goes another 2 hours~~~!!!!!

Zzz... freaking vista... and now I have no mood to root through all those 500 NDS roms which I have missed during the absence of any micro SD card readers... great ... time to drench my head in ice...

Another lame thing

Letter to Mummy

Dear Mummy,

Camp has been great. I've learned

losts of merit badges, and Mr.

Smithicus told me I was better at

Bandaging and First Aid than

anyone he's ever seen! We also

get to see a gues speaker every

Wednesday. You should come -

then everyone can see that I'm

related to a famous wrapper!

The food is awful, though. They

don't know how to cook a decent

meal for us undead folk. I wish

someone would make the chef's

urn their keep. Really, its a pretty

grave situation altogether. In fact,

yesterday something on my plate

MOVED! I was really crypt out!

Anyway, enough about me. How

are you doing down there in the

land of sunshine and monoliths?

Still making money off that

pyramid scheme? Keep it up, and

you'll be Set for life!

Abedju Farewell,

Puniti the Unshriven, Jr.

Seriously, I am speechless.

Oh well, one thing I am certain is that I won't want to write back to the living when I am dead... or when I am an undead.

Rainbow + Umbrella

Came across this umbrella while having a stroll awhile ago. Been looking for something which can lighten the mood on a rainy day.Oh well, was looking for a fluorescent yellow or green umbrella (I have a pink one but I normally won't use it for obvious reasons) but I guess this works just fine. Hmmm, would be a good gift for the girl you like too, don't you think so? Attach a note or something saying something like this:

Believe - There's always a rainbow after every drizzle.

Oh well, just an idea. Don't mind me, really.

Should be fun walking under this in rainy days.
16 colours.
Cost: HKD $75

lame -.-

Form W-900

Grievances and Tribulations,

Underworld division

Please remove bottom copy for your records.

Please describe the nature of your complaint:

Sword in belly.

Please describe what we can do to help:

Remove sword from belly.

Additional comments/concerns:

Ouch.

Well well well, the titan quest creators sure have a good sense of humor ...